(Source: 666bot)
how do you think they made up the dark mark tattoo though
like did voldemort design it in his free time in between manipulating people and releasing basilisks on muggle borns
because he has some mad drawing skills let me tell you what
one thing is for sure
it wasn’t hermione
GUYS THERE’S AN 8 IN THE DARK MARK
VOLDEMORT (unknowingly) SPLIT HIS SOUL INTO EIGHT PIECES.
JK ROWLING DOES IT AGAIN
Iceland brought some substantial effort to bring Thor to Eurovision ok. Iceland u badass.
I kind of thought he’d do a rock song because of the hair and the everything but then the piano kicked in and it turns out to be a really cute song. Anyway you go Iceland uvu! Iceland in the finals on Saturday!
A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.
About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”
He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:
Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.
A couple days later he got a response from his mother:
Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom
BEST MOM
I’m crYING
in which i try to inform people of something i don’t know jackshit about
what the batter was really thinking
IM FUCKIGN SCREE CHING LO OK ATY NAEGI
that blasted phantom, always one step ahead !
Other girls- long, blonde, groomed hair, pretty dresses, make up. Princesses.
me- natural hair and face, hoodies, probably a murderer.
Comic inspired by tumblr user squareegg’s text post .
I love Komaeda so much pls someone murder him
Implying I wear underwear. You’re a funny one mr./mrs. Grigio
